U Can't Squash This (Parodia de U Can't Touch This)

U Can't Squash This (Parodia de U Can't Touch This)
You can't squash this! (But I don't even squash you)
You can't squash this! (I actually like you)
You can't squash this! (What's happening?)

My - My - My - My - My
Friend Squash
Squashes so hard
Makes me say...Oh my gourd!
Thank you for blessing me,
With a rind so fine these two ripe beets
It feels good, (I'm sorry)
When you know you're round,
And you know that squash
Can't pound you down
I'm a fan...of Smosh
But I'm a dope fruit that
You know you can't squash! (I like Smosh, too!)
You can't squash this!
You can't squash this! (But I don't want to squash anybody!)
You can't squash this! (Why do I keep squashing everithing?)
Every time you see squash,
He's squashing fruits and veggies,
He's mean broccoli,
And he gives bananas wedgies!
Now squash is still my buddy (I don't even know how I'm doing this!)
Even though he squashes limes
And even though he tries to squash me (I can't help it!)
Every time i rhyme,
I'm fast, and I'm funny,
And you know that I am fresh!
I'm orange, I'm orange, I'm orange,
I'm orange, and you that I'm the best!

You can't squash this! (Ugh!)
You can't squash this! (Ahh!)
You can't squash this! (Ahh!)
You can't squash this! (Please, make him stop!)
Stop!
Motorboat!
Brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr...!!
[Orange] (Go, Squash! You're really "crushing" it!
You okay, Squash?
You look like you're coming down with something
You must be an artist,
Because you're real "splatter" painter)
[Liam the Leprechaun] (Aw, crap!)
You can't squash this!