Jolly Old Saint Nicholas

Jolly Old Saint Nicholas
Jolly Old Saint Nicholas
is about to die
i will shove a Christmas light
in his fuc*** eye
Jolly Old Saint Nicholas
your old ass is meat
all the presents in the world
should belong to me
Jolly Old Saint Nicholas
you're really fat
i will shove my Christmas tree
up your fuc*** ass
Jolly Old Saint Nicholas
you're really queer
Can i have a Lamborghini?
i've been good all year