Fat Man

Fat Man
Don't want to be a fat man,
People would think that I was just good fun, yeah
Would rather be a thin man,
I am so glad to go on being one, yeah

Too much to carry around with you
No chance of finding a woman who
Will love you in the morning and all the night time, too
Don't want to be a fat man,
Have not the patience to ignore all that
Hate to admit to myself
Half of my problems came from being fat
Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him
I've seen the other side through being thin
Roll us both down a mountain and I'm
Sure the fat man'd win