1-900-hustler

1-900-hustler
[beanie sigel]
1-900-hustler, sigel, holla at your boy
what s the problem shorty?
[shorty]
yeah whattup man
i m the only ni*** from brooklyn out here man
i m tryin to lock the spot down, holla at me

[beanie sigel]
alright; hold on - hova, line one
[jay-z]
here s a couple of suggestions of how you could finesse it
you find a dude in town, you send him a short message
say, "hey, i m new in town, i don t know my way around
but i got some soft white that s sure to come back brown
i get that butter all night
cause most niggaz don t know a brick from a bike
they keep buyin hard white
and if you free tomorrow night we can meet and discuss price
fyi, i never been robbed in my life"
or -- you find a chick, shit, you hole up in her crib and
let her introduce you round town like her man
shake hands, make friends like it s all innocent
then -- before they look up you sellin the town cook-up
or -- gorilla pimp, come up on that killer shit
take a ni*** brick, smack him, then you sell it back to them
still there brooklyn?

[shorty]
yeah yeah that s gangsta, i think i ma roll with that one
[jay-z]
make out a check for eight hundred dollars
jigga man, holla [*click*, *dial tone*]
[beans] 1-900-hustler, sigel, holla at your boy
[chris] whassup sig? this chris out the young guns dog
[beans] whattup?
[chris] i m ready to smash these niggaz in the rap game
the niggaz takin too long with that advance money and shit
[beans] yeah
[chris] talkin bout chill, chill don t pay the bills
[beans] yeah i feel that
[chris] i know you well connected dog
let me holla at somebody real
[beans] aight look, i got the perfect person for you, hold on
bleek, line two
[memphis bleek]
listen shorty, you wanna roll just give me the word
i ain t got time for a sentence all that shit is absurd
you find a strip first, if you don t cook find a bitch first
if you don t hustle find a ni*** who pitch first
you new in town, no red and blue in town, there s gangs
don t get fresh, let em know you small change
the strong move quiet, the weak start riots
we know you got a brick but sell em twenties til they tired
with no credit, you know you sick with that gotta eat fetish
and other niggaz who gettin it - dead it
make em an offer that they can t refuse
he resists, box him in, til he can t be moved
here s the rules: chop it, bag it, stash it, stack it
get in, get out - that s a o.g. s classic
900-hustler, you pass it around
wanna speak to me direct, hit extension trey-pound, i m out

[*click*, *dial tone*]
[beans] 1-900-hustler, sigel, holla at your dog
what seem to be the problem young boy?
[mdkhn] yo whattup, this murder def kill homicide ni***
(??) i got two freaks
[beans] yo watch your fuc*** mouth man
[mdkhn] f*** you mean watch my mouth ni***?
been on hold for about two hours ni***
[beans] i don t give a f*** how long you been on the line;
shut the f*** up! matter of fact, hold on
[*click*, *classical type music plays*]
[mdkhn] i know this ni*** ain t just put.. put me on hold man
this bullshit-ass elevator music
[beans] free, pick up line five
[free]
first things first, watch what you say out your mouth
when you talkin on the phone to hus-tlers
never play the house, think drought, keep heat in the couch
when you sittin in the presence of cus-tomers
never hold out, pull out, throw heat and be out
if a ni*** ever think that he touchin-ya
lay low, get cake, whip all over the state
stash dough, whip yay with, right amount of bake (hoe!)
ni*** too close went right around his place (yo!)
you stoppin dough when we clutchin the gats?
i know you heard "friend or foe," this ain t different from that
make sure you got your four-four and he can slip if he like
young, jon benet doin a mission tonight and yo
until you up stay away from them dice and whores
three smuts, two streaks and a dyke
can pause one-three rumbles two streaks and a pipe for sure
and if it s tight, then he might come back for more
nine and four, everyday back and forth
winter to summer, 1-900-hustler
pass the number til you re stackin balls
tell you how to weigh shit wet and package more
i take cash or write the check out to f-r
two e s, that ll be two g s
and forget my money i m comin for all your ki s, ni***

[*click*, *dial tone*]
[beans] 1-900-hustler, sigel, holla at your boy dog
[mdkhn] yo whattup young, you put me on hold earlier man what happened
[beans] yeah you stupid motherfuc*** [mdkhn: watch your mouth man]
you talkin all reckless on the phone
[beans] f*** you think this the,
get-indicted-hotline or somethin motherfuc***?
[mdkhn] yo, my bad man, my bad
i know i was talkin reckless earlier about them two chickens
you get it, you know, two chickens? but listen
[beans] what?
[mdkhn] just tell me how to move this shit man
i m pushin hardly half a wing back ni***, holla
[beans] get a job, holla at perdue!
[*click*, *dial tone*]