7 days to change your life

7 days to change your life
Just one local call and you´ll see
A happy path through life, not for free
A little bit fat, you cant get a girl
You´re short on cash, I´ll change your world
The only way now, is straight up
Your deepest despair, I´ll make it stop
Just 19.95, on major credit cards
And you´ll stay alive, you´ll go far

In just seven short days
You´ll change your life
All of your innocence found
You´ll even lose a few pounds
See yourself making a mint
Quality time with your kids
Send me your money and I´ll change your life
I know sometimes your life is a bitch
So come purchase my easy fix
I´ve been there myself, sad fat and bald
Soon with my help, you´ll have it all
Ill build you back up for the fight
You´ll be so wound up your stomachs tight
Youre the life of the party, get yourself laid
Surely youll trust me once I´ve been paid
In just seven short days
You´ll change your life
All of your innocence found
You´ll even lose a few pounds
See yourself making a mint
Quality time with your kids
Send me your money and Ill change your life
Yeah..

So many years ago I was so low and lonely and depressed
I hadnt left my flat in weeks and never even bothered getting dressed
And I was smoking weed and I was in a mess
And thats when it happened
So I opened up the blinds to let the light in on my sorry life
I dreamed about success and money muscles women cars
And even wives and they would always tend to my every need
So do you see what you can be, baby when youre with me
In just seven short days
You´ll change your life
All of your innocence found
You´ll even lose a few pounds
See yourself making a mint
Quality time with your kids
Send me your money and Ill change your life
En un solo llamado local, descubrirás un camino feliz en la vida, aunque no sea gratis. Tal vez un poco pasado de peso, quizás sin suerte en el amor, con poco dinero, pero yo cambiaré tu mundo...