Suspension

Suspension
Chorus: suspension, yeah, that's what i'm on
Been that way since the day i was born
They say i never know which way i'm going
But even now, i'm gonna keep writin' my songs!

So i'm the results of a thousand electric volts
Got a neck wit bolts
[everyone's opinion seems to be false]
I'm a kid who refuses to respect adults
Got a 3310, blonde hair and a new rep
An irish fuckin' headteacher, grey hair and always blaming me
So one day, i think i'll strike back and steal his toupee from his coat rack
My first day at ctk high, this prick said its you and i, 3:35 sharp after school you die!
I looked at my watch it was 1:20
i already give you my lunch money, what more do you want from me?
He said do not fuckin' run from me, you'll just make it worse!
I got all hot and sweaty and shit myself at first
Something told me 'try to make the fight happen now, it'll work!'
I screamed
Hodinem: c'mon you fuckin' prick, teacher, teacher quick i need help
Teacher: stephen do your work
Hodinem: nah! i'ma twat that cunt first!
Teacher: you what? get outta the class and home to your mummy
Hodinem: i'm waiting here, after school it's you and me
Teacher: mr hodson the fun and games are over and just for that stunt you'r getting extra homework!
Hodinem: but don't you want to give me 'internal suspension'?
Teacher: nah, that kid thinks he's gonna beat your ass, so i'ma let him!

Chorus: [repeat twice]

Suspension!!!

Way before i started rappin' daily
I was harrased on a regular basis
By this paki who thought i was a racist
A year eleven, who pused me into the lockers
Probably coz his father was a kickboxer
So everyday he made me pick up dockers
One day he came in the toilets while i was pissin'
And put me in a position where he beat me into submission
He smacked my head on the drainpipe till my nose was broke
Soacked my coat with piss, grabbed me and strangled my throat
I tried to stop it and make up an excuse
About me and being late for the bus queue but he kept chokin' me till i couldn't breathe
He looked at me and said you gonna die, hoddy!
The headmaster walked in, pulled his cock out and pissed on me
I made 'em leave by makin' 'em think i was dead
I'd held my breath for like ten inutes before they left
I got up and staggered to the technology storage rooms
Grabbed some hacksaws and a chainsaw amogst other tools
This is for everytime you made my shirt come loose or stole my lunch money or my pornographic mags
Everytime you tripped me up and i landed in my soup
I gettin' you back prink, now and it feels good
I dragged his body outside and dug a grave in the mud, therew him in
And covered it up with soot...
Later on at home, that same fuckin' day
I was doin' my homework and all aspect of vision went away
I didn't even know what i was tryin' to write
I went into the bathroom and fell in some shite
My mother started screamin' what the f*** is this all ove my rug?
it looks like shit but it fuckin' tastes good!
She hit me over the head with a wooden doll
It created a hole big enough for my whole brain to seep outta my skull
I picked it up and screamed fuckin' hell mum what have you done?
She said holy shit, i'm sorry son!
shut up you cunt!
I picked it up, stuck it back up in my head, glued it shut and shove a couple of screws in my head

Chorus: [repeat till fade]