A Tribute To My Cat

A Tribute To My Cat
My dead cat
big and fat
dumb as a brick
acts like a hick
smells like a skunk
once it got drunk
its really deaf
and it's got bad breath
Chorus: whats a matter with them kitties today
they always seem to eat you and run a stray
too bad they eat the mice, cuz if they didn't they'd eat all my rice.
Zzzzzrrrrrrrrooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm
Them dumb cats all they do is sit and be fat
they like to eat and you can rub there feat
they taste like chicken so go give them a lickin'
this song is dumb so lets all go out and drink some rum! oooyy!