Rico Suave

Rico Suave
Rico Suave
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[Verso 1]
Seguro que han oído que yo soy educado
Soy un caballerito, un chico bien portado
Un joven responsable y siempre bien vestido
Yo no sé quién ha mentido
I don't drink or smoke, I ain't no dope
Won't try no coke, ask me how I do it, I cope
My only addiction has to do with the female species
I eat 'em raw like sushi
No me gustan ternos, mi estilo es moderno
Si me enterno, yo me enfermo
Mi apariencia es dura, vivo en la locura
No me vengan con ternuras
So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a Latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman that won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigoló

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[Verso 2]
And there's not a woman that can handle a man like me
That's why I juggle two or three
I ain't one to commit, you can omit that bit
You pop the question, that's it
A ver: uno, dos, tres, cuatro mujeres
Y la situación ahí no muere
No es un delito, calmo mi apetito
Con un llanto o un grito
So, again, don't let my lyrics mislead you
I don't love ya but I need ya
Would you rather have me lie
Take a piece of your pie and say bye
Or be honest and rub your thighs
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[*Instrumental Interlude*]
[Verso 3]
Well, it's ten o'clock and I'm two hours late
I never said I was a prompt date
But you kept persisting that I meet your parents
Huh, they're going to love my appearance
¡Ding, dong! El timbre suena
Tu madre abre, qué vieja más buena
Le digo "¡Hola!", pero no para bola
¿Qué se ha creído, vieja chola?
Go and serve the food, mom
Que tengo hambre
If you don't hurry, me va a dar un calambre
¿Y usted, señor? Why's your chin on the floor?
Cierre la boca, por favor
What's this, amor, these little huevos?
Esto sí que yo no pruebo
I'm used to good ol' fashioned
Homestyle Spanish cooking
If I try that, I'll be puking
Well, it's been a pleasure but we got to go
Regresaremos temprano
Cinco, seis, o siete de la mañana
Su hija está en buenas manos

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