Abandon Ship

Abandon Ship
Mayday Mayday
The captain lost control again
The fuc*** ship is breaking up
We're going down in flames
Mayday Mayday
Man overboard again
The sharks already circling
They only eat the brave
The SS death lost everything
No-one here can fuc*** swim
So baby baby hold me tight
While I drown myself in you tonight

Mayday Mayday
The ship has hit the rocks again
This isn't going to fuc*** work
We're heading to our graves
Mayday Mayday
The captain's lost his way
We're sinking in the river sticks
No-one can escape
Ladies and Gentlemen
May I have your attention please
This is the captain of your ship
I'm sorry we deport this way
You left me broken hearted
But I never loved you anyway