Thats Just Not Legal

Thats Just Not Legal
I turn on the tv as i switch off my head,
Its almost like bad fiction i have already read,
Well, i think i'll come around, shoot your parents instead,
But then i'd go to gaol and i dont like being cooped up inside,
I may of lost my self respect but i've still got my pride,
And i would steal a car but i dont know how to drive,
The common law that binds us and that keeps us in place,
Is often misconstrude as a god awful waste,
And it starts to unwond with a kick in the face
Thats just not. legal x 2
I would take a cricket bat to a jewelry store,
Thats if i had a spine and it was within the law,
And i would give you the keys to the whole shopping mall,
I would take a cash machine and run down the street,
Thats if i had some muscles and was quick on my feet,
But i'm afraid its a fact that i'm inheiritly weak,
Thats just not legal x 4
I turn on the tv as i switch off my head,
I wonder should i go out or just rot here in bed,
Or i could burn down a school just to show that i cared,
Senseless acts of violence are not really my game,
I'm much to scared of getting caught or even worse maimed,
And to swim with no arms,
Well its just not the same,
And thats just not legal x 8