Wenn ich ein Junge wär (en inglés)

Wenn ich ein Junge wär
I hand in my pants
I buy me Playboys, booze beer
And if we make comparison size
Habn 'the other not to laugh,
Because I have the biggest here!
I would only watch D-max
Jacky-Cola and swallow
I would kiss myself
And just for fun freehand piss

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If I were a boy wär (ja ja)
If I were a boy about
If I were a boy wär (worse worse Young Boy)
If I were a boy about
Because I would not miss
Because it is much better
Because I's a lot geiler find that I'm a girl
Würd I fight with my buddies
And with Swedish girls to bet booze
Ich würd my 'naked ass show
And only stupid jokes tear
And instead of working sperm donation
I would make martial arts
Macho And let it rip
Amputate my mind, tatowieren
And three times a day masturbate
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If I were a boy wär (ja ja)
If I were a boy about
If I were a boy wär (worse worse Young Boy)
If I were a boy about
Because I would not miss
Because it is much better
Because I's a lot geiler find that I'm a girl
I've got enough
I've got enough of the men luck
I want to now want my stuff back
I my not only my clothes pink shock
Give me the great breasts immediately returned

[Chorus]
If I were a boy wär (ja ja)
If I were a boy about
If I were a boy wär (worse worse Young Boy)
If I were a boy about
Because I would not miss
Because it is much better
Because I's a lot geiler find that I'm a girl
If I were a boy wär (ja ja)
If I were a boy about
If I were a boy wär (worse worse Young Boy)
If I were a boy about
Because I would not miss
Because it is much better
Because I's a lot geiler find that I'm a girl