Dastardly Bastard

Dastardly Bastard
Paralyzed reaction
On the crackin' of my tired ol' bones
The heat I keep catchin'
Misinformed correction
Just a dragon's spiteful groan
If they only knew
Ten cups of fuel and I'll explain it to you.
I'm just a dastardly bastard
A livin' hazard
I'm the master of gettin' plastered
I know a killer named Pricilla
She lives out on the river
Her quivers make me shiver
Shakes my tree like King Kong
If they only knew
I'm a dastardly bastard
A livin' hazard
I'm the master of gettin' plastered
Unnatural disaster, cubit sarcastard
I'm livin' faster than a roller caster.