Mr. Bus Driver

Mr. Bus Driver
Mr. Bus Driver
lyrics by McPatrick Head
music by Faxed Head
Sexy thong bikinis
Are the latest rage
I package them in small bags
I make minimum wage
Insert a square of cardboard
Sticker the front, and I'm through
Most of us who work here
Start the day by sniffing glue

Mr. Bus Driver
Hurry it along
Four days straight now
I've done wrong
I've been late for my job
Packing up thongs
Mr. Bus Driver
Hurry it along
The bags are made in China
The thongs assembled in Macao
The girls on the beach are nearly naked
I wish I was with them now
It's hot and it's sweaty
In this warehouse, and between their legs
We are all frustrated people
Human powderkegs
Mr. Bus Driver
Hurry it along
My state caseworker
Will say he knew it all along
That I was unfit
That I do not belong
Mr. Bus Driver
Hurry it along