Illusions In G Major

Illusions In G Major
On the seven seas there was a phantom ship a-coming
Shinin' in the dead of night I heard the crew a-hummin'
Tunes that sounded like the Rolling Stones and Leonard Cohen
They didn't know the words so I assumed that they was foreign

But I heard them just the same
Oh doctor let me teach 'em, I just want to please 'em now
I said doctor let me teach 'em, I just want to please 'em now
I looked up in the sky there was a phantom plane a comin'
Shinin' in the dead of night I heard the pilot saying
Poems that were written by John Keats and Robert Browning
He didn't know the words so I suppose that it was nothing
But I heard them just the same
Oh doctor let me teach 'em, I just want to please 'em now
Doctor let me teach 'em, I just want to please 'em now
Hey!
Oh doctor please believe me, I know you won't deceive me
But do these things I'm seein' have any hidden meaning
It's all good entertainment and it doesn't cost a penny
So please doc, let me teach 'em, if I could only reach 'em
But I heard them just the same
Oh doctor let me teach 'em, I just want to please 'em now
Oh doctor let me teach 'em, I just want to please 'em now