I Fuck Dogs

I Fuck Dogs
Sha la la la la la la la
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i f*** dogs
in the park
after dark
when the moon is a pie in the sky
The great dane is too tall
chihuahuas are too small
but the dog that i like to quell lonely nights
well the duchhound is best of all
cos he is longer, and he's thin
he loves to let me in
his eyes swell with love he fits like a glove
and that's way he's mans best friend.
I f*** dogs, he fucks dogs
we f*** dogs, they f*** dogs,
we all f*** dogs in the park
she fucks dogs, she fucks dogs,
she fucks dogs, she fucks dogs
we all f*** dogs in the park
He's got bed bugs, tciks and nits
and he scrathes then i itch.
but the kennel is cramped, and though he's a scamp
life with a dog is a bitch
You'll never be alone
if you give the dog a bone.
i'm not weird, we don't kiss, but the problem is this,
his bark (ruff, ruff, ruff,, ruff, ruff, ruff)
is worse than his bute.
I f*** dogs
in the park
after dark
when the moon is up high in the sky
and i'm not.....proud. (arooooo)