I Have a Hat for That (ft. Alan Cumming)

I Have a Hat for That
[THE HABERDASHER]
Would you like a bowler? Would you like a fez?
I'd take the cap that can remember everything she says
A visor that can sniff out trouble, boil tea and blow a bubble
I have a hat for that

Would you prefer a top hat that can shoot out flames?
A sombrero with a periscope could help you with your aim
A French beret that really slays, that comes in blues and blacks and grays
I have a hat for that
A boater with a narrow brim that sprays out gases, very grim
A beanie with a map for the explorer
A driving cap for getaways that navigates the motorways
But you look like a fan of thе fedora
Whatever kind of hеadgear you've been dreaming of
I have the latest this and that and all of the above
A topper that is prim and proper for my number one crime stopper
I have a hat for that
Yes, I have a hat for that
Ooh, but I don't do shoes, that's two doors down
El sombrerero se pregunta si prefieres un bombín o un fez, o tal vez un gorro que pueda recordar todo lo que ella dice. Un visor que pueda detectar problemas, hervir té y hacer una burbuja...