Peopleitis

Peopleitis
Have you heard about this latest craze
That's hit the human race?
They call it peopleitis
It's spreading every place
Oh peopleitis people
They fuss and fight all day
Then on Sunday morning
They go to church and pray

Peopleitis, peopleitis
Why the things that people do
They're funnier than animals
Who live inside the zoo
The only major difference
As far as I can see
I look at them for nothing
But they pay to look at me
Now people think we animals
Who live inside the zoo
Are treated like an animal
But that just isn't true
'Cause all we do is sleep and eat
Just take a look at us
I bet you've never seen a skinny hippopotamus
Peopleitis, peopleitis
Oh the things that people do
Sometimes it makes you wonder
If the wrong one's in the zoo
The men, you see, have all got beards
There are no faces left
They look more like the baboon
Than the baboon does himself