Peanutbutter+Jelly

Peanutbutter+Jelly
Yo, I was at the club just chilling and shit
And this pretty little mama, Alana, pick the paddy up
Outside, people smoking marijuana
Sweet talking anna, zero fuc*** drama
I'm dressed fresh, got my best tracksuit on, people be like, "Where'd you get that dope tracksuit from?"

Yo, every time I rock this shit people bug out, my tracksuit on, itchy and scratchy the f*** out
All of the sudden there's a fuc*** light in my face, dumb f*** with the camera, right in my face
Dude's like, "look who's all up in the club with a onesie, look at me everybody I'm in a onesie"
This fat f*** mad drunk all brave and shit
Obviously jealous on this fuc*** hater shit
Cell phone in my face shouting loud as he can, so I snatched his fuc*** cell phone out of his hand
His little video must look fuc*** sick when I stuck his phone in my pants and rubbed it on my dick, uh, dude was dumbstruck handed the phone back to this dumb f***
Motherfuck nearly had a heart attack, now your flustered, tripping out all disgusted, I'm holding his phone out but he doesn't want it back, it's like f*** it, popped his phone back into his pocket
"What's wrong with you man, are you fuc*** crazy?" I replied "Yes, totally fuc*** crazy" gold teeth flashing, smiling, Alana, my little 'nana, trying to cool down the drama

"I'll f*** you up man!" Tonight was a special night, now this fat f*** was screaming, like you wanna fight, so I said, "You gon' bark all night, huh, little doggy? Or you gonna bite?"
Motherfuck was still steaming, making a big scene, screaming, has to get himself kicked out
He just peanut butter and jealous, peanut butter and jelly, calling an uber with the smell of dick on his cellie