Beach Song

Beach Song
Sand is hurting my tender feet
the air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine
i hate the people on the beach
with their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane
I don't wanna be on the beach! no!
i don't wanna be on the beach! no!
i don't wanna be on the beach!
i don't wanna be on the beach! no!
I hate my girlfriend, she-she-she
lies on the beach like a barrier reef
soaking up the stupid sun
while the radio is blasting fun, fun, fun
I don't wanna be on the beach! no fun!
i don't wanna be on the beach! no fun!
i don't wanna be on the beach!
i don't wanna be on the beach! no fun! no!
i don't wanna be on the beach! no fun! no!
This is no way to spend a summer
i've got sand caked on my feet
i gave my ice cream to a shark
and now i've got nothing to eat
no fun!
I don't wanna be on the beach! no fun!
i don't wanna be on the beach! no fun! no!
i don't wanna be on the beach!
i don't wanna be on the beach! no fun.