The Greatest Cockney Rip Off

The Greatest Cockney Rip Off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
I'd like to thank my mum and dad
They gave me the best time that I ever had
And my mates that believed me when I was at school
I had the last laugh, Up You All!

It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
Why'd I pay to get on the bus
Who drives around with the companies trust
We all know that we're the best
So drop the press and all the rest!
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
Maybe it's because i'm a Londoner
That I love London town
Oi! ya has-been
How ya goin me ol' china
Well in order mate innit
This firm and me pal
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off of all!