Five Constipated Men

Five Constipated Men
(chorus):
there were five, five, constipated men
in the bible, in the bible
there were five, five, constipated men
in the bible, in the bible
The first, first constipated man
was cain, he wasn't abel
thr first, first constipated man
was caim, he wasn't abel
(cho):
The second, second, constipated man
was balaam, he couldn't move his ass
the second, second, constipated man
was balaam, he couldn't move his ass
(cho):
The thied, third, constipated man
was moses, he took two tablets
the third, third, constipated man
was moses, he took two tablets
(cho):
The fourth, fourth, constipated man
was solomon, he sat for forty years
the fourth, fourth, constipated man
was solomon, he sat for forty years
(cho):
The fifth, fifth, constipated man
was samson, he brought the house down
the fifth, fifth constipated man
was samson, he brought the house down
(actually, there were six:
the sixth, sixth, constipated man
was titus. his name speaks for itself)