Skit

Skit
[JIN]
Billboard No. 1 singer is entering
[J-HOPE]
Oh wow, you called the No.1 singers!
[V]
Happy birthday, too!
[J-HOPE]
Oh right wow, No.1 on your birthday!
[JUNGKOOK]
Oh, yes

[JIN]
Guess you don't need a birthday gift!
[JUNGKOOK]
This...this doesn't make any sense
[RM(?)]
We should gift ourselves with something
[J-HOPE]
This is the biggest gift!
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[JUNGKOOK]
This is the best gift of my life... what... what just happened...
[J-HOPE]
So the announcement was today? September 1st?
[JUNGKOOK]
This is a double celebration
[RM]
They say it's Saturday
(SUGA enters)
[SUGA]
Oh, I'm sorry Billboard No. 1 singer has arrived too late. I went to bathroom
[J-HOPE]
Hahaha! (clapping hands) I told you!!
[RM]
Tell us how you feel!
[SUGA]
****** ******
(all laugh)
[JIN]
Okay, that was fantastic!
[SUGA]
Can you treat Billboard No. 1 singer likе this? No seat?
[RM]
There arе six No.1 singers who arrived earlier than you!

[SUGA]
It fixed my health. How was it yesterday?
[RM]
I went to sleep early, calmly
[SUGA]
I felt healthier
[J-HOPE]
I was late to see it too
[JIN]
I saw what Namjoon sent me, and had a drink right away, and went to bed
[RM]
I sent it to the group chat!
[SUGA]
I could't sleep at all
[RM]
Nobody said anything! Were these guys asleep?!
[SUGA]
Sorry I was crying
[JUNGKOOK]
I honestly didn't know it was today
[V]
Me neither, I didn't know it was today
[JIMIN]
I thought it was this evening
[JIN]
I thought it was 1:00 pm or something
[JIMIN]
I was thinking it would be great..(to get No.1)
[SUGA]
*sighs*
[RM]
Why, you wanna retire all of a sudden?
[V]
Go ahead, have announcement now!
[RM]
This skit will be legendary
[SUGA]
I'm gonna do music until I die

(all laugh)
[RM]
Musician-for-life announcement!
[J-HOPE]
Are we going for a drink? Or what?
[V]
We should
[SUGA]
Let's have quick short drinking
[RM]
Yeah why not
[V]
BB No.1 Singer Could not Get O-An-Chi (today dance practice cancel)
[J-HOPE]
O-An-Chi?
[SUGA]
We should dance
[J-HOPE]
Okay let's make it short and sweet
[JUNGKOOK]
What's for today?
[JIMIN]
No more dream... Guys, don't worry
[RM]
No, we are doing "back to first mindset" project, practicing No More Dream when we're No.1
[SUGA]
First intention? What first intention!?
[RM]
No hyung look. How cool is it? Billboard No.1 singers practice their debut song on the day of No.1 announcement?
[V]
Write that into a song
[RM]
How? "I practiced No More Dream Today, too!"
[JIMIN]
That is interesting though, practicing No More Dream today

[SUGA]
Ahh... for real...
[SUGA]
Do we really have to do rehearsal today?
[RM]
I woke up in the morning seeing the news and...
[JIMIN]
It's so great. You guys are so great!!
[RM]
You are!
[JIN]
You are!
[J-HOPE]
No~, what's so great about No.1...
[SUGA]
It's regrettable if you say so
[JIMIN]
I want to do stage so bad seeing this
[RM]
Hoba, don't you think this is what happiness is like?
(fades)