I Am Not A Rockstar

I Am Not A Rockstar
I straight ironed my hair,
Took me about 10 minutes to get my tight pants on.
Are you looking for the old me?
Cause that loser's long gone
(Cause that loser's long gone.)
I sprayed some bad ass tats on my chest piece.
These kids I used to know, they may know me
But I sold all my friends to the devil
For a brand new double kick pedal

Sorry, I only talk to chicks that are underage
So call me up and if you're still cute
I just might take you backstage
I am a rockstar (Rockstar)
According to me
So bite your loose tongue
I am a rockstar (Rockstar)
Why can't you see?
Stop trying to ruin my fun.
Well I need some fans, not some popular girlfriend
I still beg for news from the girls I met
On my last tour I tell them I'm masquerading and faking
I'm waiting for my big break to come some day
But who cares cause I'm still a rockstar.
(Who cares cause I'm still a rockstar.)
I am a rockstar (Rockstar)
According to me
So bite your loose tongue
I am a rockstar (Rockstar)
Why can't you see?
Stop trying to ruin my fun.
So what if I am alone
And I don't have any friends
I'm better off this way
I still have Myspace fans that
Will love me no matter what I do or say.

Who cares cause I'm still a rockstar?
Who cares cause I'm still a rockstar?
Who cares cause I'm still a rockstar?
Who cares cause I'm still a rockstar?
I am a rockstar (Rockstar)
According to me
So bite your loose tongue
I am a rockstar (Rockstar)
Why can't you see?
Stop trying to ruin my fun.