Oops I Farted Again (2)

Oops I Farted Again (2)
I think I farted again
I made you believe
That it was the dog
Oh baby
It was really my butt
But it doesn't mean
That I'm feelin' sick.

Plus to just last a wet one
It feels so groovy to me
Oh baby baby
Oops I tooted again
I let a big fart
My panties all stink
Baby baby
Oops please open a hatch
Better light up a match
I ate asparagus

Astronaut: britney before you let go again,
There's something I want you to have.
Smears: but wait a minute! isn't that...
Astronaut: yes it's beano!

You see my problem is this
I can't fart enough
Wish I was lactose intolerant
I eat buckets of beans
And pork rinds with cheese
And soft boiled eggs
When I get indegestion
It makes me glad as can be
Oh baby baby

Oops I squirted again
I can't hold it in
I'm donning the crown
Oh baby baby
Oops I'm cutting the cheese
Pull my finger please!
I left my s.b.d!