Camel Toe

Camel Toe
YOUR MONKEY, YOUR MUFFIN, YOU AIN'T HIDIN' NOTHIN'
YOUR COOCHIE, YOUR FLAPPER, YOUR SHOWIN' OFF YOUR SNAPPER
YOUR CAMEL TOE
IT LOOKS SO RIGHT, SO BABY LET IT SHOW, LOOKS LIKE A BIG TACO
I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOE
Merci, Madam, voila le bearded clam

I COULD REALLY GO
FOR A SIDEWAYS SLOPPY JOE
OR A TUNA CASSEROLE
BABY, DON'T YOU KNOW
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE
SO MUCH OF YOUR ANATOMY
YOUR JEANS ARE SO TIGHT
I'M LEARNING GYNAECOLOGY
I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOE
[CHORUS 2]
YOUR LAVYA, YOUR VULVA, OH YOU KNOW I LOVE YA
YOUR GENDER, YOUR VAGINA, NOTHING COULD BE FINer
IT'S FURRY, IT'S FLUFFY, LOOKIN' KINDA PUFFY
YOUR CAMEL TOE
IT LOOKS SO RIGHT, SO BABY LET IT SHOW, LOOKS LIKE A BIG TACO
I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOE
Merci, Madam, voila le bearded clam
[CHORUS 1]
YOUR BISCUIT, YOUR BEAVAGE, I SEE YOUR COOTER CLEAVAGE,
YOUR MONKEY, YOUR MUFFIN, YOU AIN'T HIDIN' NOTHIN'
YOUR COOCHIE, YOUR FLAPPER, YOUR SHOWIN' OFF YOUR SNAPPER
YOUR CAMEL TOE
IT LOOKS SO RIGHT, SO BABY LET IT SHOW, LOOKS LIKE A BIG TACO
I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOE