Under my rock

Under my rock
It's where you'll always find me
If you're walking right behind me
Where is it? Please remind me. Oh yeah,
Under my rock!
Under my rock!
Here's the bed that I lie in
Laugh and sigh and cry in
Or eat a piece of pie in
Under my rock!
Under my rock!

It's cold and hard and kind of gray (under my rock)
It's the only place I'll ever stay (under my rock)
Got snacks in a free telephone (under my rock)
In this stone that I call home
Let's rock!
I got a welcome mat and dirty socks
A sink, a table, and a secret box
Myself and me can be alone
In my stone that I call home
That's the chair I sometimes doze on
The hankey I blow my nose on
Hey, my favorite show's on!
Under my rock!
Under my rock!
I guess that completes our tour
So let me show you to the door
That's all, there ain't no more
Under my rock!
Under my rock!
Boys, take it home!
Oh, I already am home (under my rock)
Yeah, it's where we are (under my rock)
Still here (under my rock)
This is prime real estate, baby! (under my rock)
Everything I need, I got right here (under my rock)
I don't need to go anywhere else (under my rock)
It ain't much, but it's a place to hang my hat (under
my rock)
I don't wear a hat. I wear shorts. I can hang my
shorts there. (under my rock)
Stand back, I'm taking 'em off. Hey, where's everybody
going?