TURN THIS OFF!

Turn this off!
If you're too sensitive, well turn this off
If you're offended by these words then please f*** off
If you're an asshole with a dick, then that's something I can lick
Then maybe we can call ourselves proctologists
When I first took you out for sushi on a date
You took me home, I sadly pumped away
On your stomach, face or ass. It's your fault I came fast
So don't blame it on me, that's a you thing