You Got The Job

You Got The Job
If smiling raver, chubby,
Girls with fragrant
Barretted blond curls
Won't lead you to stray
You got the job!
If you don't mind
Cigarette smoke
Or my addiction to diet coke
And sex night and day
You got the job!
If you promise not to
Make me cry
And never ever tell a lie
When I'm on the road
You got the job!
If you love me
Just for who I am
I'll love you back forever
And baby I'm sold
You got the job!