Cut 1/2 Blues

Cut 1/2 Blues
I thought I heard a chainsaw reviving late last night
I woke this morning and I knew I was right
I got the cut-in-half blues
The cut-in-half blues
Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw
I got the cut-in-half blues

I knew we were in trouble, I knew she lost her head
When she started bringin' all those power tools to bed
I got the cut-in-half blues
The cut-in-half blues
Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw
I got the cut-in-half blues
I'm laying in my grave, all I do is grunt
'Cause the undertaker got all mixed up and put my ass in the front
I got the cut-in-half blues
The cut-in-half blues
Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw
I got the cut-in-half blues