Vanilla Ice Cream

Vanilla Ice Cream
Dear Fred,
I am so sorry about last night,
It was a nightmare in every way,
But together you and I
Will laugh at last night someday...
Ice cream! He brought me ice cream!
Vanilla Ice cream! Imagine that!
Ice cream, and for the first time,
We were together without a spat!
Friendly, he was so friendly,
That isn't like him; I'm simply stunned.

Will wonders never cease?
Will wonders never cease?
It's been a most peculiar day!
Will wonders never cease?
Will wonders never cease?...
I am so sorry about last night,
It was a nightmare in every way but together you
And I will laugh at last night someday!
I sat there waiting at that cafe and
Never guessing that you were fat... UGH!
That you were near.
You were outside looking bold... Oh, dear!
Dear Friend,
I am so sorry about last night...
Last night I was so nasty!
Well, he deserved it, but even so,
That George is not like this George,
This is a new George that I don't know.
Somehow it all reminds me of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
When right before my eyes a man that
I despise has turned into a man I like!
It's almost like a dream and strange as it may seem...
He came to offer me vanilla ice cream!
Thank you!