I Pissed In Your Mountain Dew

I Pissed In Your Mountain Dew
I pissed in your mountain dew, you didn't even notice,
are you that fuc*** dumb that you can't taste piss?
Now they'll rush you to the emergency room and give you a stomach pump
I'll say that urine's a lot better than eating all that junk food.
Its fortified with lots of riboflavonoids and vitamin C and shit and whatnot.
If you don't believe me then you can drink my pee.
If you get out of the hospital stay the f*** away from me.
You've been bitching all your life, dude stop whining. You'll be alright.
Why do all the ska bands say pickitup they go
pickituppickitupickitup but what did I put down you f***?
Did you think I dropped a beat? Put it down and its complete,
Chris is a veggie boy cause he doesn't like to eat meat.
Rudy wears a suit and tie its 100 degrees outside.
Aren't you hot or is style that important to you?
As you can see that 2-Tone whatever ain't for me.
I put it down now. 123.
You've been bitching all your life, if you stop whining you'll be alright.
I'm gonna try to make it through the night.