General Plea To A Girlfriend

General Plea To A Girlfriend
I can't make boasts about my body.
The workmanship is somewhat shoddy.
Sometimes I overwork my gob.
Can't buy you gifts, I've got no job.
I know you find my habits sickly.
I know sometimes I cum too quickly.
I don't mind jokes like \"two-stoke wonder\".
Just don't slash my trust asunder.