If You Love It So Much... Then Why Don't You Marry It?

If You Love It So Much... Then Why Don't You Marry It?
We've been together, together for so long
Everything has become so familiar
We've had our problems we've known it all along
She thought we'd work it out, she thought we'd work it out
I know that you're not the one for me (one for me)
I have had my mind made up for so long (for so long)
I know that you're not the one for me
We've had our fun, soon I will be gone

It's Friday night I've got to take her on a date,
She's wearing bar-pants and shitloads of makeup
Another boring conversation I will hate
I'm wearing make up too, my plastic smile
I know that you're not the one for me, (one for me)
I have had my mind made up for so long (for so long)
I know that you're not the one for me (one for me)
We've had our fun, and soon I will be gone
With her head down on my shoulder
One more lie, was all I told her
To keep her happy, to keep me sane
Anything to prevent pain
I know that you're not the one for me, (one for me)
I have had my mind made up for so long (for so long)
I know that you're not the one for me (one for me)
We've had our fun, and soon I will be gone