New Jersey Exit

New Jersey Exit
Yeah, Due to acne
Due to heavy metal
Due to Fred and Barney, Wilma and Pebbles
New Jersey Exit
Suzy's got the flu
Well, maybe this will clear up her sinuses
She's got nothing better to do.

[Chorus:]
Your kids are having a gas
(In the garage)[Repeat x 3]
Hah, Hah, Hah, Hah, Hah!
Daddy comes home
To the kiddie circus
Charlie, get out of that car
Sorry, Daddy got rigor mortis.
[Chorus]
What's the use, anyway?
If something's pretty much dead,
You might as well shoot it.
What will this do to car insurance?
How 'bout the family unit?
Seven at a time
Death extravaganza
Little Joe and Hoss
Never did this on Bonanza
[Chorus]
Your kids are having a gas
(In the garage)[Repeat x 2]
Your kids are getting gassed.