Master Charge

Master Charge
My wife has a charge card
That I got her the other day,
I owe five hundred dollars
That's just for yesterday.
I said,
\"Honey, here's a present go out and shop around.
Get a couple of dresses and browse around
Downtown.\"
She did just what I told her,
Bought one, two or three
Then came home looking silly
Making goo-goo eyes at me.

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Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of America Card
I said, \"Did you get your dresses?\"
She said, \"Yes, one or two,
But I had to get me some shoes and I needed
Some jewelry too.\"
She had $200 dresses
That I could have made and I can't sowe!
Fifty Dollars pair of shoes
And I thought you so and so.
I said, \"What about the jewelry?\"
As calmly as I could.
She said, \"Honey, you'll love them. They're pure African wood.\"
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Let's charge it!
Let's charge it!
She said, \"They were $200 and I paid
One and a half!\"
I just didn't believe it,
I was so mad I had to laugh.
I could see it in my mind
On a horse like Paul Revere
I check my mail box
'Cause these bills keep coming here.
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Charge it!
Let's charge it!
Let's charge it!