The Beating Of A High School Janitor

The Beating Of A High School Janitor
\"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor.\"
[Mopping sounds]
Mop, mop, mop
All day long
Mop, mop, mop
While I sing this song
[Sound of someone walking towards him]
Gonna wax the floor
Gonna make it shine
Gonna take of the spray paint
With turpentine

\"Hey! Don't walk there! I just mopped!\"
[Person walking quickly towards him]
[Beating sounds]
\"Hey!\"
[Beating sounds]
\"Get offa me!\"
[Beating sounds]
\"That's my bucket!\"
[Beating sounds]
\"Let go of my side burns!\"
[Beating sounds]
[Sound of falling down into glass]