Red Hooded Sweatshirt

Red Hooded Sweatshirt
My mom bought you when I was just thirteen
The brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen
She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out
That's too big for you, the other kids would shout
But we stuck together, we didn't quit
And now the children say, What a perfect fit

I love you sweatshirt
Red hooded
Sweatshirt
Dip dip dip
Sweatshirt
Shama lama ding dong
Sweatshirt
I like to rest my hands in your kangaroo pouch
It makes them feel comfy like a big soft couch
And I don't care if the weather's no good
I say, See you later rain, as I pull up my hood
Remember that long bus trip when I needed a nap
I used you as a pillow on that Spanish lady's lap
I love you sweatshirt red hooded
Sweatshirt
Dip dip dip sweatshirt
Shama lama ding dong
Sweatshirt
Oh what is it about you that makes me so jolly
Is it your fifty cotton or your fifty poly
I don't know
Ohh ohh hoo hoo hoo
Oh red hooded sweatshirt we been through a lot together like that time I played in that shirts and skins basketball game and I
had to take you off and throw you in the corner of the gym
I was midway through the game and then I saw you looking at me
You were staring as if to say,
Adam, you suck at basketball, you dribble like a damn woman
I was so mad I challenged you to a game of one on one and you know sweatshirt
Even though I beat you 11 to 9, deep in my soul I know you missed those lay-ups on purpose
You let me win and that why I'll forever feel this way

I love you sweatshirt
Red hooded
Sweatshirt
Dip dip dip
Sweatshirt
Shama lama ding dong
Sweatshirt
Come on audience members, help me out here
I love you sweatshirt
Red hooded
Sweatshirt
Dip dip dip
Sweatshirt
Shama lama ding dong
Sweatshirt
I love you so.
Happy Valentine's Everybody