Oh Mom...

Oh Mom...
[Silverware clicking]
[M1:] \"Can you pass the beats please?\"
[F1:] \"Here you go\"
[M1:] \"Thanks\"
[Brad:] \"Hey Mom, guess what?
I got invited to a party tonight!
And I'm gonna go if that's ok with you.\"
[Mom:] \"NOOO!!\"
[Brad:] \"Why not Mom?\"
[F1:] \"Yeah, why mom? He should go.\"
[Brad:] \"It's gonna be fun. I'll get to meet new people...\"
[Mom:] \"They're all gonna laugh at you!\"
[Brad:] \"Oh mom...\"
[Mom:] \"They're all gonna laugh at you!\"
[F1:] \"Don't wory Brad.\"

[F2:] \"Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today,
but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price,
but I was nervous to buy it.
What do you think?
[Mom:] \"NOOO!!\"
[F2:] \"Really? I really like it...\"
[Mom:] \"They're all gonna laugh at you!\"
[F2:] \"Oh mom, who is?\"
[Mom:] \"They're all gonna laugh at you!\"
[F2:] \"Mom, you're so paranoid.\"
[Mom:] \"NOOO!!\"

[M3:] \"Hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tomorrow for Little League try-outs.\"
[Mom:] \"NOOO!!\"
[M3:] \"Yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock...\"
[Mom:] \"They're all gonna laugh at you!\"
[M3:] \"Do you think you could drop me off there?...\"
[Mom:] \"They're all gonna laugh at you!\"
[M3:] \"How am I gonna get there?\"
[Mom:] \"They're all gonna laugh at you!\"
[M3:] \"I'll walk I guess.\"
[Mom:] \"NOOO!!\"

[Cindy:] \"Mom, can you pass the salad dressing?\"
[Mom:] \"NOOO!!\"
[Cindy:] \"Please?\"
[Mom:] \"NOOO!!\"
[Cindy:] \"Come on, mom.\"
[Mom:] \"NOOO!!\"
[Brad:] \"I'll get it for you Cindy.\"
[Cindy:] \"Thanks Brad.\"
[Mom:] \"They're all gonna laugh at you!\"
[Cindy:] \"Thanks for the tip, Ma.\"
[Mom:] \"They're all gonna laugh at you!\"

[Brad:] \"Hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream.\"
[Mom:] \"NOOO!!\"
[Brad:] \"Why are we eating inside?
It's a beautiful night.
We need to get out more.\"
[Mom:] \"NOOO!!\"
[Cindy:] \"Mother, Brad is right.\"
[Mom:] \"NOOO!!\"
[Cindy:] \"We should go out, it'll be fun.\"
[Mom:] \"NOOO!!\"
[Cindy:] \"Come on, let's go, I could go for some Maple Walnut.\"
[Mom:] \"They're all gonna laugh at you!\"
[M3:] \"Yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time.\"
[Mom:] \"NOOO!!\"
[Cindy:] \"You want to come Dave?\"
[Mom:] \"NOOO!!\"
[Dave:] \"No, I'll hang out with mom.\"
[M1:] \"You sure?\"
[Mom:] \"They're all gonna laugh at you!\"
[Dave:] \"Yeah, go without me.\"
[M3:] \"All right, see you guys later.\"
[Mom:] \"They're all gonna laugh at you!\"

[Dave:] \"How are you, mom? Great meal tonight. Sure is...
You sure know how to cook!
Boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady.
Say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend Barry?\"
[Mom:] \"NOOO!!\"
[Dave:] \"Please?\"
[Mom:] \"They're all gonna laugh at you!\"
[Dave:] \"Mom, you're over reacting!\"
[Mom:] \"They're all gonna laugh at you!\"
[Dave:] \"Why are you so overprotective!?\"
[Mom:] \"They're all gonna laugh at you!\"
[Dave:] \"Mom! I'm going to the ice cream place!
You're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!\"
[Bangs on the table, gets up]
[Mom:] \"They're all gonna laugh at you!\"
[Screen door closes]
[Mom:] \"They're all gonna laugh at him!\"