Fatty McGee

Fatty Mcgee
[Talking quietly]
M1: \"Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man.\"
M2: \"We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!\"
M1: \"And it counts for 80 percent of our grade.\"
M2: \"Well we better study our butts off.\"
M1: \"Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library.\"
M2: \"Ok, enough talking, let's study!\"
M1: \"All right.\"
[Turning pages]

[Heavy steps]
M2: \"Uh oh\"
M1: \"Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming. We'll never get any studying done with him in the library.\"
[Heavy steps continue]
M2: \"Oh god, he's taking the stairs! That means he's going to be way out of breath!\"
[Fatty whining, try to catch breath]
M1: \"Oh no, he's going to sit with us.\"
Fatty: [Annoying whining voice] \"Hey fellas, studying for the big test?\"
M1: \"Uh, yes Fatty, we were.\"
Fatty: [Still trying to catch breath] \"Great! I'll join ya.\"
[Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]
M2: \"Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?\"
Fatty: \"No, no, I'm catching it!\"
[Fatty continuing to whine and snort]
M1: \"Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate.\"
Fatty: [Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] \"Sure, no problem.\"
M1: \"Oh man.\"
Fatty: [Still snorting and whining loudly] \"This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know.\"
[Whining continues even louder]
M1: \"Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that.\"
[Wheezing continues a little softer]
M2: \"Fatty! Please keep it down!\"

[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]
M2: \"Is he sleeping!?\"
M1: \"No, it's his deviated sceptum. Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down.\" [Snoring stops, more weird noise starts]
M2: \"Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?\"
Fatty: [Pausing, snorting] \"I'm trying.\"
[Whining continues]
M1: \"Fatty, you know what's going to happen! Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!\"
[Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]
M2: \"Oh no, that one's going to do it!\"
[Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]
M2: \"Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!\"
Fatty: [Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] \"I'm sorry!\"
Fireman Ray: \"Fire! Man the building!\"
M1: \"Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm.\"
Fireman Ray: \"Fatty McGee, is that you again!?\"
Fatty: [Stillin whining annoyingly] \"Yes.\" [Snort] \"Sorry.\" [Snort]
Fireman Ray: \"Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?\"
Fatty: [Whiney voice] \"But I like the stairs!\"
Fireman Ray: [annoyed] \"Why!?\"
Fatty: [Still whining horribly] \"They're fun!\"
Fireman Ray: \"Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!\"
[Everyone laughing at stupid joke]
[Raspberry]