The Mephitic Conundrum

The Mephitic Conundrum
Malodorous, I defecate and consume!
The mephitic conundrum
A walking heap, colonic mystique, gathering of shit
Walking human methane bomb, ready to extinct
The common cancer known as man
Answering the greatest riddle of all
“How much poop is too much poop?”
About 5 billion of them all

Threading, ridding, killing, maiming
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming
As we destroy the world, turn it into a heap of shit
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming
As we destroy the world, our fecal playing ground

We will never know peace
I am mesmerized that we are all still living
A steaming pile, the human excrement
With intestinal fortitude I am forced to digest
The purulent crud that forms your carbon print
Greedily amassing, by greed unsurpassing
You're all connoisseurs of rot

Are you unhappy?