Freddy Fazbear Sings a Song

Freddy Fazbear Sings a Song
(This is a message for the new guy
Call it an introductory greeting
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You've got plenty of time
Six hours in fact
Good luck out there!)
If you wanna disappear
Come to Freddy's pizzeria
Come wear a paper party hat
And buy a Freddy souvenir
Just know at times we wander free
Your safety's never guaranteed
There was a bite in 87
And a bite in 83

So grab a pizza
Have a taste
We'll serve it on a party plate
We'll dance and sing and celebrate
And then we're biting off your face
This restaurant ain't no
Chuck E. Cheese
You'll see us in your
Darkest dreams
This job will make you
Beg and scream
Night watch will
Bring you to your knees
Come take the job
Stay up all night
Us mascots move and come to life
Conserve the power
Lose the light
We'll take a suit stuff you inside
So keep the doors
And shutters locked
Or you'll meet the chicken and the fox
I'll smile cos I know you love to watch
Gonna give you hell till six o'clock
Turn out the light
You'll see us stare put on a mask
And say a prayer
Freddy's out for blood
Better be aware
I ain't no friendly teddy bear
You're acting tough but you're afraid
Everyone's gone missing start the game
Have you checked on Bonnie time to play
You survive the night
You're getting paid

We might look happy
Fun and cute
Our serves need a full reboot
Used to wander aimlessly around
Till we bit a little kid in two
We've got the night
No need to rush
We're full of wires
We're never plush
Our human scanning chip's corrupt
If we see you
Then you're getting stuffed
Six hours of menace and abuse
But you took the job
Could have just refused
Have you checked the stage?
Foxy up and moved
All we want to do
Is enforce the rules!
Why can't we all just get along?
Here I bought a suit
So you can try it on
You can join the crew
No longer wait for dawn
I'm in the doorway
Hear my song!
Come take the job
Stay up all night
Us mascots move and come to life
Conserve the power
Lose the light
We'll take a suit stuff you inside
So keep the doors
And shutters locked
Or you'll meet the chicken and the fox
I'll smile cos I know you love to watch
Gonna give you hell till six o'clock
Turn out the light
You'll see us stare put on a mask
And say a prayer
Freddy's out for blood
Better be aware
I ain't no friendly teddy bear
You're acting tough but you're afraid
Everyone's gone missing start the game
Have you checked on Bonnie time to play
You survive the night
You're getting paid

(I see you've survived a few nights
In this hell hole
Congratulations!
Although...
I really don't know why
Anyone would actually
Take this job on
I mean...
Surely you've read the news?
I guess some people
Just got a death wish)
Come take the job
Stay up all night
Us mascots move and come to life
Conserve the power
Lose the light
We'll take a suit stuff you inside
So keep the doors
And shutters locked
Or you'll meet the chicken and the fox
I'll smile cos I know you love to watch
Gonna give you hell till six o'clock
Turn out the light
You'll see us stare put on a mask
And say a prayer
Freddy's out for blood
Better be aware
I ain't no friendly teddy bear
You're acting tough but you're afraid
Everyone's gone missing start the game
Have you checked on Bonnie time to play
You survive the night
You're getting paid